jueves, 8 de septiembre de 2016

The Little Red Riding Hood

Once upon a time in the dark forest near to a lagoon, a Little Red Riding Hood lived only with her mother because her father went to buy cigarettes many years ago. She was the only livelihood of her mother, that's why every night she went to bed very late making milcaos to sell them early in the morning.

One day, when she went out to deliver an order, in the way appeared to wolves and one of them wore strange old clothing, he was wearing a nightshirt, slippers, and a shower cap, he looked like a grandma. The other wolf had a normal appearance if it was not for the fact that he was an alien disguised of wolf.

They wanted to kidnap the Little Red Riding Hood because they wanted her to make milcaos all day long for them.

After two days of making milcaos without a break, the Little Red Riding Hood could scape and all she was able to do was jumping from the spaceship. She fell down and fell down and fell down, and luckily she only broke one leg and her wrist. Rapidly hobbling she went to her house to tell her mother about her horrendous story only to realize that all her goods were being seized.

Then the Little Red Riding Hood woke up from a coma and the doctor told her that she was eaten by the wolf of the original story and that the wolf had eaten some weird mushrooms too.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

The End



Complaint Letter

"The Bus"




To the manager of Stel-Zipbus Transport Company:

My name is Giancarlo Ribouchette and I write this message/letter to let you know the whole discontentment your company has made me and us (the other passengers) suffer because of your poor bus maintenance.

Our ride was in the middle of Chiloe when suddenly we hear a blast and the bus started moving side to side, a flat tyre it was. Some of the passengers got off the bus to help the driver and the assistant to change the flat tyre. Almost one hour later, the bus finally started moving forward again. Not even two hours passed when we heard a blast, AGAIN. Another flat tyre. Most of us were already starting to be angry, the same passengers got off the bus to help only to notice that the other spare tyre was a flat one, Bravo Mr, award winner! My journalist team and I decided to travel overland (in your famous and fancy company) because of the big storm passing by the area that by the way we were going to cover as an important story in our destination, a remote and damaged (by it) village. Well, speeding up, I am sending this message from a, Thanks to God, real bathroom one week later since my trip began when I finally and luckily have cellphone signal.

I know we are going to discuss and come up to a solution about this unpleasant experience together with all the passengers, the driver and the assistant when we meet you at the courts.

Thank you for reading and see you then.

PS: When we finally come to the village it was the most blazing sun I've ever seen.

Sincerely Yours,
Giancarlo Ribouchette.

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Giancarlo Ribouchette
SaintTower Journalist.
076-47356878

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Complaint Letter

"The Phone"



Francisco Venwer
Takario Street #12
Chocho Island
September 8, 2016
Phontany Company, Telephone Service
Jian Box 8975
Gran City, WS754

To the manager of Phontany Company:

My name is Francisco Venwer and I am writing this letter because I bought one of your best phones but it hasn't worked since some days after the purchase.

I was very excited about this new phone but the most important thing is that I am a business man and I haven't been able to talk to my costumers causing me a big problem in my job.

One week ago (September 1) I talked to a supervisor but he hasn't contacted me with a solution yet. I live out of Gran City in Chocho Island and I need you to send me a new phone or at least getting my money back.

I hope to hear back from you shorly.

Sincerely,
Francisco Venwer.
The Last Flower



This is a simple but amazing video that shows us exacly what's happening right now, and maybe with just a little bit of doubt, happened before too...

I feel sad because some people don't seem to have enough hope and faith in humanity not to mention in the world, but if we think about it, it is not hard to understand, it's obvious, it isn't easy to have hope and believe in a better world when almost only bad things happened before, like wars, and the worst of all is that they are still happening at this time, in this "NEW AND PEACEFUL PLANET EARTH"...

How can people be free and feel in peace when a "sudden" war can come at any time. But it's ok, let's say that it could be worse, haha, only a few bunch of hundreds dies every day and let's have some chocapic.

I believe in a better world, but if the people who lives into it is the cause of a bad world, we probably should kill each other and tada!! No, just a bad joke. What I actually mean is that people is and have always been, of course, the cure for the world!!!!! We really need to get information, open our eyes, and TAKE ACTION! And not a bad one because war + war = candies? Sure sweetie... bloody bubble candies (This is how the world has been working). The way I see it (and probably others too), Love is our best "weapon", I know it may sound corny for some of you, but ask yourselves, what would you do in a dangerous situation where a loved one is involved? Most of you would become a super hero without noticing where did that force come from. The answer is Love. Love makes us strong and stronger, brave and braver, that force is inside of us and needs to get out to show the world its magnificent power.

Our future is in our hands or better, in our Hearts... Our worst enemy is ourself, the world isn't threatened by bad people but for the good people not doing anything: LAZINESS, YES!!
So let's start moving and see you later at the World Peace :) with some chocapic.